Memoirs of BRAVO 3 SIR

Bravo - Greatly Missed.

It's been 3 months since i ORD-ed from 3SIR BRAVO. Time really flashes right before our eyes huh... I just got a text message from my army pal Melvin, and he said he missed the tough times walking late in the night full battle order (sometimes in undesirable weather), cursing and swearing at how tough our training was, and also how glad we were when we took the bus back to camp. After i read that message, i kinda took a trip down memory lane.. and ya, I actually genuinely miss those times.

I was glad to be reposted to join Bravo Platoon 6. Initially, when i first joined Bravo, i thought i was in Gangsta's Paradise... Some of them actually scared me with their tattoos and stuff.. (But those guys rawk alright.) Although we only got closer during the 2nd year in Bravo, but i was glad i got to know them better, those crazy peeps. There are alot of colorful, funny characters in Platoon 6 and they never fail to make me laugh! The commanders are great and fun, and not forgetting our Encik, Darren Tan, one of the few people i respected the most. He kept the Law and Order in Bravo, and without him, our company will be an UTTER CHAOS! (Believe me, you can take my word for it.)



Here's the list of things i missed about Bravo.

1. I miss my Bunk.

2. Lying in my bed, listening to mp3, sleeping.

3. Ordering Nasi Lemak or Bah Chor Mee @ night.

4. After lights off timing supper/chat.

5. Bunk mates (Hilmi, Hairrin, Pang, Daniel, Danny, Melvin and erm.... HAZ-LAY!!)

6. Area Cleaning (maybe not...)

7. Nights Off with the Guys!
(Tampines Mall, Changi Village, Tampines Mall, Changi Village, Tampines Mall..)

8. Playing with their PSPs!

9. Clearing our long-shot off and leave together!

10. Helping each other out during outfield.

11. Suffering together during outfield, be it rain or shine.

12. Coming back from outfield together in the Magic school bus.

13. Long, long hours of admin time.

14. AH SENG!!!!!!!!


Things we have to drag our Lazy Asses to do everytime.


15. Waking up for Breakfast

16. Wearing smart 4. for Lunch

17. Dinner ok lah, nights off most of the time.

18. Sai Kang

19. Guard Duty

20. IPPT!

21. SOC!!!! (Major Killer)


The Peeps




22. The idiotic noise and laughter made by Hilmi.

23. Hairrin's playful wits and his bikini underwear!

24. The Playful Twins.

25. Crazy Sean & Nizam

26. Breakfast, lunch, dinner nights off Buddies Daniel, Melvin, Danny, De Biao.

27. Melvin's opinionated/negative perspective & zany humor

28. Daniel's good company.

29. Danny's funny puns and his tidbits... haha!

30. De Biao's colorful, fun-loving character!

31. Sharing Cab, Style, Mens folio, 8 Days with Pang.

32. Crazy, fun peeps Weiquan, DK, Tom, Weihao, Sebas

33. Wei Quan's temper-free attitude and good personality.

34. De Kai's Humor. (And forever staring at ** outside ** bunk!)

35. Tom's HAWTNESS...ARCHE.......

36. Weihao's sex talk and funny moves in tackling girls!

37. Sebas' cold but entertaining puns

38. Terry-mon's In-Terry-gence!

39. Haz - LAYYYYYY!!!!!!! (My BUDDY! He's actually quite a good friend alright!)

40. Hilarious Sgt. Kevin.

41. Spontaneous Sgt. Soadiq.

42. Responsible Sgt. Fazli.

43. Caring Sect-com Sgt. Albert.

44. Steady/Flexible Sgt. Ricky/Jason

45. Captain Jack Neo! (Always call me tweety bird!)

46. Respectable Encik!

I'll be lying if i say that i do not reminisce the times in Bravo, and i can't say that i wanna go back to Bravo too... Civilians life is so much better!

Life still goes on after our Army phase, but the memories will be captured in our hearts forever.

This post is dedicated to Bravo Platoon 6.
See you soon during re-service! :)

T.W.I.S.T.E.R.

Cheerio Chaps! (And yes, that's my tongue.)


Some time ago, me and some of my friends decided to stay @ a hotel near town since Ena had a room for the night. Also, its like a farewell for her before she went back to Melbourne. Hence, we decided to crash. But before that we were wall waiting for Lynn and Jon to knock off from work, and therefore we headed to Muddy Murphys first. The pics below are courtesy of Ena's camera!


The girls.



The guys.








One of the random things we do.
(Nice ass, i mean me!)


Around 11 plus i think, we left Muddy Murphy's. We met up wth Jon and then headed to 7-Eleven to get some mixers, cup-noodles and chips... Just to prep for the night!


OK BACK TO THE HOTEL!

We had drinks, cup-noodles and TV while still waiting for Lynn.
Hence, in the meantime.....



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Krispy Kreme Endorsers!

Baileys + Vodka Pears

They're doing all this while i was taking a dump in the toilet.

Headgear Models



HOME ALONE IDIOT.


And I dedicate this collage i have made to Jon Ng, our Major Camwhore!
I LOVE YOU BIATCH!





For the good love of God....

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The man who died cam-whoring.


Around one-ish, Lynn finally arrived, with Twister!


The game was... interesting.

Well, the pics said it all...



The Game.



The beginning was fun....



Until.....



Oh my goodness... Hello?



Ooh la la...





WHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I'm sorry Shan, But....

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PUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Poor thing!

All i can say is that this game kisses alot of ASS!

F.E.A.S.T.

Quite some time ago i brought some dvds from Malaysia (they're erm.. real ones...) and i saw this dvd cover that looked quite scary, like a horror flick, so i decided to buy it. The movie title is called FEAST. One time, me and my bro decided to watch it.





Like not bad ar?


Initially i thought i would expect FEAST to be a horror movie with suspense and gore in an exciting kinda way (based on the dvd cover)... but it turned out to be a slapstick cum horror cum kinky movie!

This is like a "i-don't-give-a-damn-what-you-think" flick for dumbass people! But however, in a funny way, i somewhat enjoyed it!

The story of Feast is simple. A group of people is stuck in a bar in the middle of nowhere. Outside the bar, there are monsters doing everything they can to get to these people.

The characters are interesting and funny (and they do not live long in the movie), the storyline is just so stupid as if it's like a slap in your face, the blood-and-guts factor is certainly there, there were alot of very funny and suspense moments in it and most importantly....

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THE MONSTERS ARE DAMN HORNY!!!!




Me and my bro couldn't stop laughing while watching it! Imagine this butchie lady who got her leg sawed off was being mercilessly thrown out of the bar and when the horny monster saw her, it quickly pounced on her and forced her to perform ORAL SEX !!! And the scene ended with her mouth full of white acidic substance and i think she died...

WHAHAHAHA!!!!

Honestly, overall, i really enjoy this stupid show, cos I laughed so much more than I got scared. You guys should really watch it.

DAMN SUAY...

12th June Tuesday ---> A really damn suay day.

You know you're unlucky when the first thing you did in the morning was a disaster. First i woke up late for work. Then i hurriedly rushed for the toilet to bath and all... And when i came out of the shower, i fall and my tush landed flat to the ground, cos Granny was mopping the floor... - _ -

This is just a tip of the iceberg.

I took the NEL to work. During the timing of 8.30 to 9am, the trains will usually be very crowded. (For those who work and take the NEL should know.) But the ULTIMATE WORST is taking the train from Douby Ghaut to Raffles Place! For a super busy day like a Monday you would need to wait for 2 rounds or even 3 rounds to board the train, uncomfortably.

Worse, you have to really S-S-SQUEEZEEEE to get on the train. The train is so packed that everyone in the train gets really close contact with each other... Stinky armpits, Smelly hair, Sweat, B.O.!

p/s: I usually sweat alot on my way to work so poor thing to those who were near me on the train. No apologies.

Back to the Suayness.

I was taking the escalator down to take the whatever line to Raffles Place and the train had already arrived. Being a typical S'porean i rushed down to chop the last available space of the train. But while rushing down the train i heard the "Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti' sound, still i "neh si" die-die wana squeeze into the train and.... no prizes for guessing what happens next....

KENA KIAP!!

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MY WATCH ALSO KENA KIAP AND IT BROKE.

Kao! there's really no proper censor for the trains and the doors one leh.. When i was kiap the train door still dun wana release me like that! Maybe it was created like that, to punish those last minute passengers who always anyhow squeeze into the train get kiap, i duno...

Bad.

@ work
Around 11plus, i had to take a leak so i went to the gents.(Duh) I went to the first cubicle and when i wanted to lock the door, it seemed like it can't be locked easily.... so i FORCEFULLY LOCK IT. And when i was done "leaking", i attempt to open the door.

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I just couldn't open the door!
I FORCED OPEN IT!
CANNOT!!!
DIE LAH!!!

And there were no one in the toilet.. not that i wanted anyone to be inside the toilet lah.. I mean what would i say to him?!?!

"EH HELLO THERE! THE TOILET DOOR CAN'T OPEN LAH! I'M NOW STUCK IN THE CUBICLE. HELP!"

Damn sia suay lah!

At this moment, i could do 2 things.

-> Scream and shout for help and become the laughing stock of the whole company for 100 years.

OR

-> I could be like Jackie Chan and climb the walls of the toilet and jump down, in the hope of no one witnessing me do that.

Of cos i did the second one!

Imagine me, in formal wear, STRETCHING my legs to reach the wall, which is quite high fyi, and in the meantime looking left and right for anybody who will see me.. which then i would have to kill 'em! Then i jumped! And i didn't land really well. (My left leg hurts.) But heng no one saw lah!

( I cannot believe if the people at my workplace were to read this... they'll probably laugh so hard that they pee in their pants and went to the toilet and got locked too.)

Having said that, my purpose in posting this is, of cos, to let everyone read and have a laugh out of it. (But it really did happened.)

I duno why i was so suay that day. I don't recall stepping onto dog poo or walking under "tek ko" full of underwear leh...

Lessons in Life

Life.... what is it.. how to describe it.. I believe everyone exists in this world for a reason, but what? Are we here to find the reason for our existance? Or to uncover the mystery of life? Or to be taught lessons in order to appreciate life?

Ok NEXT.

I always believe that in order to enjoy life, you have to suffer first. You work hard, you'll get what you deserve. Be it in studies, at work or personal life, you have to put in effort and go the extra mile in order to achieve what you want. You just can't wait for things to happen, you have to make it happen!

Easier said than done!

I think i've learnt some things in life.

1. Just do it.

I guess Nike's right. If you wana do something, just do it. Make sure you have an objective in life and go for it. If you keep procrastinating and being indecisive, nothing will happen and all you left with is regret and awe.

2. Overdoing something will turn out the opposite result.

3. Never be too good to people.

Be good, but not TOO good to people. They will take advantage of you and climb all over your head. That's when your strength becomes your weakness. Be stern and hard when necessary.

4. Karma.

Dictionary definition: Actions with consequences.
Bible definition: You reap what you sow.

Do good things to people and do not expect anything in return. Do bad things to people and you'll have karma biting your ASS! I've experience karma alooooot of times! And majority are bad! It's kinda errie cos karma really exist. Well, you only get what you give.

5. Business is business. Personal life is personal life.

NEVER mix these 2 together.

6. Don't let your heart mess with your head!

It's hard i know.

7. Never count money during mahjong!

The more you count, the lesser money you'll have... it's true! Whenever i win, i'll count my winnings and at the end i lose! Suay! I've learnt my lesson.

8. Hard work without Luck is still useless.

You may have the best results in school, but if suay suay no company wants to hire you? You may be very good at gambling, but what if your cards are damn lousy? You may put in alot of hard work in a project, but what if all the credit goes to someone else?

"Lessons Learned".

" There's some things that I regret,
Some words I wish had gone unsaid,
Some starts,
That had some bitter endings,
Been some bad times I've been through,
Damage I could not undo,
Some things,
I wish I could do all, all over again,
But it don't really matter,
When life gets that much harder,
It makes you that much stronger,
Oh, some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were,
Lessons learned.

And every tear that had to fall from my eyes,
Everyday I wonderd how I'd get through the night,
Every change, life has thrown me,
I'm thankful, for every break in my heart,
I'm grateful, for every start,
Some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were lessons learned.

There's mistakes that I have made,
Some chances I just threw away,
Some roads,
I never should've taken,
Been some signs I didnt see,
Hearts that I hurt needlessly,
Some wounds,
That I wish I could have one more chance to mend,
But it don't make no difference,
The past can't be rewritten,
You get the life you're given,
Oh, some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were,
Lessons learned.

And all the things that break you,
All the things that make you strong,
You can't change the past,
Cause it's gone,
you just gotta move on,
Because they are all,
Lessons learned.

Prison is SO HOT cos Paris' in it!

Hmmm... everyone seems to be going to jail nowadays.... Think lindsay lohan, paris hilton... even our very own christopher lee. Recently, most of the drunk-driving or hit-and-run cases are targeted on celebrities.... This proves that just because you are a big fuck in the entertainment industry DOESN'T mean you can break the law! Let's take a look at Paris Hilton. She was jailed for 3 weeks because of some violating of probation shit... She needs a hard dose of reality check!


I am so HAWWTT that i could get away with anything......
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Mama!!! I don't wana go jail!!!

Now, all the money in the world could not prevent her from going to jail!
Face the sentence u biatch!







Sian lor......



When people are sentenced to prison, they would have their mug shot before going to the cell, and usually their mugshot would be horrific looking.







HUGH GRANT




50 CENT




YASMINE BLEETH (She KENA ZENG IZZIT?)


But in Paris' case...................
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"I am still so haawwtt!!"

AND!!! As for her prison wear... Hmm..



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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COLLAGES!!!

When you go out to a party, event or a birthday celebration, you usually take alot of pictures. Photocollaging is really cool. It allows you to put pictures of all your favourte photos under one big photo. It's actually more fun to see all the candid pictures and reminiscing the memorable moments... I downloaded the photo collage program, but it has some stupid text at the top of the photo. For example, below's a little collage i put together.






SPOILER.



After some editing,











Well, below are some collages that i put together on certain occassions... occassions that are meant to be reminisced... Feel free to comment on them!


"Relish every moment."



Post X-Mas Party @ Balcony/Zouk '06


Balcony '05


Liquid Room Frenzie


Army Blokes



22nd Birthday Celebration @ Yaki Yuki


22nd Birthday Celebration @ SunWithMoon



Neoprint Madness


Artistic Appreciation







P/S: For those who were inside the collages, hope you all like it.