F.E.A.S.T.

Quite some time ago i brought some dvds from Malaysia (they're erm.. real ones...) and i saw this dvd cover that looked quite scary, like a horror flick, so i decided to buy it. The movie title is called FEAST. One time, me and my bro decided to watch it.





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Initially i thought i would expect FEAST to be a horror movie with suspense and gore in an exciting kinda way (based on the dvd cover)... but it turned out to be a slapstick cum horror cum kinky movie!

This is like a "i-don't-give-a-damn-what-you-think" flick for dumbass people! But however, in a funny way, i somewhat enjoyed it!

The story of Feast is simple. A group of people is stuck in a bar in the middle of nowhere. Outside the bar, there are monsters doing everything they can to get to these people.

The characters are interesting and funny (and they do not live long in the movie), the storyline is just so stupid as if it's like a slap in your face, the blood-and-guts factor is certainly there, there were alot of very funny and suspense moments in it and most importantly....

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THE MONSTERS ARE DAMN HORNY!!!!




Me and my bro couldn't stop laughing while watching it! Imagine this butchie lady who got her leg sawed off was being mercilessly thrown out of the bar and when the horny monster saw her, it quickly pounced on her and forced her to perform ORAL SEX !!! And the scene ended with her mouth full of white acidic substance and i think she died...

WHAHAHAHA!!!!

Honestly, overall, i really enjoy this stupid show, cos I laughed so much more than I got scared. You guys should really watch it.