Sadistic Primary School Teachers!!

I don't know about the primary school teachers nowadays but during my time, most of them were like a bunch of abusive, mentally unsound sadists! Let me take you to a trip down the horror lane on my primary school days... The things we did that got us punished... or abused... First, i'm gonna name out the "memorable" teachers on my list.. feelin' kinda like KILL BILL here...

1. MR LONG AH CHYE (Mathematics)
Whenever he was teaching Mathematics in class i would feel very intimidated and frightened because after he finished teaching he'll ask questions (I always choose the back seat) and if you didn't answer correctly....

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HE WILL PULL THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF YOUR EARS WITH ALL HIS MIGHT!!!

I swore i could hear my bone crack.

The strength he used to pull the students' ears was so great, and the sound of his watch shaking while he pulled my ears still echoed... AND most important... HIS IDIOTIC SADISTIC LOOK WHILE PULLING MY EARS!

It's like "WHY DIDN'T YOU PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS? HUH?? YOU STUPID KID!! HUH?? YOU DESERVE IT!!"

KNN...

I guess he had a rather abusive relationship with his parents when he was young, so for that, i forgive him. I just pity his kids...

2. MDM GOH KENG HOON (English)
She was always wearing floral dresses with a pair of fucking geeky shades and one time, she cut her hair like Razor Ramon. She also likes to grind her teeth, you know the way old hags do... One time, we were reading a story in a textbook and i was in seating front of the class (fucking unfortunately) and she asked me to read out a certain passage which i forgot... it had got something to do with astronauts.. so i kept silent...

OLD HAG: "Yaoming, read the astronauts passage."

ME:"........................................................."

OLD HAG:"YAOMING!!! ASTRONAUTS!!! YAOMING!!!!"
(Her eyes opened so wide in astonishment or should i say amazement?! And she gave a stupid cynical smile.)

ME:"...........................................er............................."
(On the verge of tears)

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(SMACK!!!!)
She fucking slapped me lor.
Never mind..............

OLD HAG:"YAOMING!!! READ THE ASTRONAUT PASSAGE!!!"

ME:"Oh.... okay......... erm..............."
(Startling and already crying)

(SMACK!!!!)
There she goes... again...

Biatch.

3.MR LEE SOCK HENG(SCIENCE)
Well, i saved the "best" for last... this teacher is DAMNNNNN......... scary. I always felt like my pee's gonna flow out whenever he yelled at us. You know how your exercise books have folded pages when u have made alot of mistakes?? Well, one time, he actually stepped into our class during another teacher's lesson to return us the excercise books. He called out the names of those with alot of mistakes ONE by ONE....And ya know what he did.......

HE SMACKED OUR FACES WITH THE EXERCISE BOOKS!

One girl got lucky though, she wasn't smacked but, her book was just thrown out of the class and landed into a pond... Hmm...

Bad memories... its scary but funny.... don't you think?!